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Povetry of Thoughts

Surviving Dr. Chaubey’s legendary Tuesday rounds


Dr. B.S. Chaubey. The name alone evoked a cocktail of awe and trepidation. He was fire and ice—blazing with intensity, yet chilling with a stare that could freeze a resident in his tracks. His mind was a scalpel, sharp enough to slice through the most complex diagnoses in minutes, exposing the truth we often missed.

For twenty-five years, he reigned over the Department of Medicine at GMC Nagpur. Ward 23—his ward—was a crucible. Raw recruits were forged into physicians there; some were tempered by the heat, others were broken by it. He tolerated no mediocrity. His temper was legendary, his standards unforgiving, and his sarcasm a weapon he wielded with surgical precision.

In 1979, I was a Unit 1 House Officer, stretched thin between the chaos of Ward 23 and the demands of the Kidney Unit. Mondays were a deluge. Forty new patients would flood the ward, overflowing into the hallways and onto floor mattresses. We worked around the clock—taking histories, running exams, chasing reports—fueled only by adrenaline and fear. Sleep was a luxury we could not afford.

Tuesday morning. 7:59 AM.

Dr. Chaubey’s blue Fiat screeched to a halt at the porch. He emerged, impeccably dressed—red tie knotted perfectly, white apron gleaming, shoes polished to a mirror shine. His smile was thin, his eyes darting like a hawk’s. A low hum escaped his lips as he moved toward the ward, walking like a general inspecting his front lines before battle.

The Grand Rounds began.

A familiar phalanx surrounded me: colleagues like Jalgaonkar, Sarda, Pendsey, Kalamkar, Subhedar, Wasnik, Kane, Mundle, and Archana Srivastava. Nurses Bansod and Lalamma stood ready with charts. Even our seniors, Dr. G.K. Dubey, Dr. S.M. Patil and Dr. Viresh Gupta, stood at attention, knowing they were equally subject to his merciless scrutiny.

Dr. Chaubey cut through the cases swiftly—malaria, ulcers, cirrhosis, TB—barely pausing, until something caught his eye at Bed Number Five. He stopped.

“Present the case,” he commanded.

I had gone seventy-two hours without sleep. I was unbathed, clammy, and rumpled. I knew my unshaven face alone would irk him. I swallowed hard and began. The patient was sixteen years old. Legs paralyzed. Numbness below the navel. Bladder distended.

“Kalantri,” he cut in, his voice low. “Diagnosis?”

My heart hammered against my ribs. My throat felt like sandpaper. “Guillain-Barré syndrome, sir,” I croaked. I deliberately emphasized the French pronunciation—Ghee-yan Ba-ray—hoping the sophistication of the term might mask my uncertainty.

Silence. A long, heavy silence stretched across the ward.

Then, the flare. His nostrils dilated. His jaw tightened. With one swift motion, he yanked the blanket off the patient’s legs.

“Look!” he barked, pointing to the abdomen. “No sensations below T4. Bladder like a drum. Babinski Reflex!”

A muscle twitched in his temple—his telltale sign of rage barely restrained. “Textbook Acute Transverse Myelitis! And you missed it! Something so obvious!”

My pulse thundered in my ears. He turned to Dr. S.M. Patil, shaking his head in theatrical disbelief. “Who sends idiots to Medicine these days?” he asked, ensuring every nurse, student, and patient heard the judgment.

Then came the coup de grâce—his infamous verdict, the words twisted slightly by his facial palsy but landing with the force of a hammer:

"Poverty of thoughts and bankruptcy of ideas."

Coming from a vernacular school background, English had always been my steep climb. His effortless Oxford accent made the insult hit harder. I felt a wave of confusion, followed by the hot flush of shame. I stood there, wrecked, as he moved on to Bed Six without a backward glance.

Forty-five years have passed since he spoke those words. Dr. Chaubey is gone, but that voice lingers. Bankruptcy of thoughts. Poverty of ideas. My colleagues still recall it—sometimes in jest over tea, sometimes as a stark reminder when we hit a diagnostic wall.

Brutal? Yes. But my respect remains intact. He shattered my illusions that day, but he also began the work of rebuilding me. He shamed me out of my ignorance.

Did I remain intellectually bankrupt? No. That very ward, where those words stung the most, became the place that reshaped me. Ward 23 forged me into a physician rich not in currency, but in clinical reasoning. For that—and for the scars that remind me to look closer—I am eternally grateful.